What it's like to be in Meggie's shoes for a day
What it would be like to be Meggie for a day
1. Get escorted out of Stonehenge for sneaking in across the field & hopping over an electric fence.
2. Have to deal with approximately 40 one to twelve year old kids on a daily basis, all asking you to help them do something at the same time
3. Move to a different place about every 4 months to 1 year
4. 1 pair of bubba teeth + ghetto clothes + 1 camera + 1 amazing friend= a night of fun
5. Has about 2 blonde moments everyday
6. Forgets where she left things, most commonly her keys, sunglasses (especially when they're on her head) and important papers.
7. Considers it a fun night while putting dishwasher soap in the fountains at the University of Florida
8. Cooks and cleans for her brother
9. Starts doing the laundry & doesn't finish doing it for about 1 week (forgets about it)
10. Enjoys going to coffee shops and either people watches or reads
11. Watches foreign films
12. Goes to bed about 12pm & wakes up at 6am to go to work
13. Runs around with her head chopped off trying to get the children to clean up after themselves
14. Drinks Starbucks mocha frappucino drinks from the bottles, because it's cheaper than the real drink
15. Goes to the grocery store and has at least 2 kids run up to her calling out her name as if she was the only one in the store
16. Changes her hair color on a bi-weekly basis
17. Drinks margaritas, but only with friends
18. Asks to use the computer for a few minutes to check her e-mail & stays on for hours
19. Gets a headache if she doesn't get her daily dose of caffeine
20. Has at least 1 friend come & stay with her each month
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